Amateur Photo Failures Grid

Create a vertical 9:16 image featuring a 3x3 grid of nine anime-style illustrations depicting common amateur photography failures. The character in all panels is a young Asian male with short black hair, wearing rectangular glasses and a white t-shirt. Panel 1 (Top Left): A blurry, motion-blurred face with an open mouth. Label: "1. 手抖模糊" (Hand shake blur). Panel 2 (Top Center): A close-up where the top half of the head is cut off by the frame edge. Label: "2. 裁切太差（头顶被切掉）" (Bad cropping - top of head cut off). Panel 3 (Top Right): A silhouette against a bright sunset background, making the face dark and unrecognizable. Label: "3. 逆光太强（脸黑成剪影）" (Strong backlight - face becomes silhouette). Panel 4 (Middle Left): The character has eyes closed and a weird expression. Label: "4. 闭眼瞬间（表情好怪）" (Closed eye moment - weird expression). Panel 5 (Middle Center): An extreme close-up of the nose and mouth, distorting facial features. Label: "5. 离太近（五官变形）" (Too close - distorted features). Panel 6 (Middle Right): The character is smiling but the background building is tilted at a severe angle. Label: "6. 构图歪斜（拍歪了）" (Tilted composition - shot crooked). Panel 7 (Bottom Left): The character stands stiffly making peace signs with both hands next to a stone wall with Chinese text. Label: "7. 姿势僵硬（手不知道放哪）" (Stiff pose - don't know where to put hands). Panel 8 (Bottom Center): A very dark, noisy image where the face is barely visible due to grain. Label: "8. 太暗太噪（啥都看不清）" (Too dark/noisy - can't see anything). Panel 9 (Bottom Right): A large pink finger obstructs the right side of the lens, partially covering the surprised face. Label: "9. 手指挡镜头（经典失误）" (Finger over lens - classic mistake). Style: Clean digital illustration, flat colors, simple shading, educational infographic aesthetic.