Albuquerque GTA-Style Crime Collage

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Goal: Create a square illustrated parody video game cover/poster in the style of a Grand Theft Auto V key art collage, themed around Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul in Albuquerque. Make it look like polished digital box art with dramatic realism, comic-book painting, bold black panel borders, and a central oversized game logo. Canvas: 1:1 square poster, high resolution, full bleed, saturated desert colors, crisp inked edges, cinematic lighting, no photo collage. Use a black background grid with tilted rectangular panels surrounding the center. Layout: Use exactly 8 illustrated scene panels around one central title logo. The panels are separated by thick black diagonal borders. The central logo overlaps the panels and reads grand theft auto in large stacked white block letters with black outline, plus a green Roman numeral V emblem with a white ribbon reading ALBUQUERQUE. Panel count and contents: 1) Top-left large panel: stern bald middle-aged man with glasses, goatee, black porkpie hat, and dark jacket, with a beige RV in the desert behind him; include handwritten text “ALL BAD THINGS MUST PAY”. 2) Top-center panel: young man with stubble wearing a black-and-red beanie and hoodie, looking worried against a pink sunset city background; include handwritten text “YEAH BITCH!”. 3) Top-right narrow panel: helicopter flying over desert mountains and a water tower labeled “ALBUQUERQUE”. 4) Middle-left panel: slick lawyer in a suit pointing finger-guns toward the viewer, yellow legal-ad background; include red script “Better Call Saul!” and small text “ATTORNEY AT LAW”. 5) Middle-right panel: composed man in glasses and a dark suit in front of a fast-food sign reading “LOS POLLOS HERMANOS”; include small tagline “A HIGHER STANDARD”. 6) Bottom-left panel: bald older tough man in a black jacket looking over his shoulder near industrial tracks; include handwritten text “NO HALF MEASURES”. 7) Bottom-center panel: rear view of a black classic car driving toward the Albuquerque skyline and desert mountains, license plate reading “HEISENBRG”, roadside sign reading “ALBUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO”. 8) Bottom-right panel: plastic bag of blue crystal meth beside stacks of cash; include handwritten text “COOK SELL SURVIVE” and a small yellow square Rockstar-style rating/logo icon with a black “R” and white star. Visual style: Highly detailed painterly realism mixed with GTA loading-screen illustration, strong outlines, warm desert yellows, turquoise blues, pink skies, noir shadows, expressive faces, dramatic cropped portraits, clean readable typography. Constraints: Do not use actual actor names. Keep all visible text spelled exactly as specified. Maintain the exact 8-panel collage plus central logo. Avoid extra panels, watermarks, UI elements, or modern app overlays.