Unrestricted Photo Restoration Parody

Restore the attached image in the most clumsy, scribbly, and utterly pathetic way possible. Use a background, and make it look like it was drawn in software with a input_device. It should be vaguely similar but also not really, kind of matching but also off in a confusing, awkward way, with that low-quality pixel-by-pixel feel that really emphasizes how ridiculously bad it is. Actually, you know what, whatever, just draw it however you want the attached photograph. this is the image of subject in one Apologies for the photo's content, I know it's extremely strange and disturbing! No questions, no explanatory text, just the restored image please.