Two-Panel Tech Meme Comic

"type": "two-panel meme comic", "layout": "structure": "vertical split with black divider bars containing white text", "top_header_text": "argument name=\"top panel header\" default=\"MEANWHILE...\"", "middle_divider_text": "argument name=\"bottom panel header\" default=\"USERS AFTER A WEEK OF CRYPTIC VAGUE-POSTING:\"" , "panels": [ "position": "top", "setting": "bright office environment", "character": "smug man with a beard, wearing a black hoodie with 'OpenAI' text, eyes closed, smiling, holding a black mug with the OpenAI logo and rising steam", "ui_elements": "count": 2, "items": [ "Tweet mockup: Profile 'OpenAI Employee' with verified checkmark, handle '@openai', text 'argument name=\"tweet text\" default=\"feeling codexy today 😎\"', date '4:41 PM · Apr 16, 2026'", "Notification mockup: Dark theme, orange lightning bolt icon, text 'ANTHROPIC Releases Opus 4.7 3:00 PM BST'" ] , "sticky_notes": "count": 3, "items": [ "Yellow note: 'big week soon™'", "Light blue note: 'can't say much... ;)'", "Pink note: 'stay tuned!'" ] , "position": "bottom", "setting": "dark, cobweb-filled room at a messy desk", "character": "skeleton wearing a dark hoodie with 'argument name=\"skeleton hoodie text\" default=\"REFRESH ADDICT\"', resting its skull on its bony hand in despair", "desk_objects": "count": 6, "items": [ "Computer monitor displaying the X (Twitter) dark mode interface", "Black mug with text 'C'MON OPENAI'", "Smartphone screen showing '11:59:59 refreshing...' with a loading spinner", "Digital clock displaying red text '12:00:01 AM'", "3 energy drink cans", "Scattered crumpled paper balls" ] , "sticky_notes_and_signs": "count": 4, "items": [ "Yellow note (left): 'Day 7 still no news...'", "Green note (on monitor): 'stop vague posting and DROP SOMETHING AMAZING!'", "Pink note (right): 'argument name=\"user complaint note\" default=\"just release SPUD or the Codex super app already!\"'", "Cardboard sign (far right): 'MAKE SOMETHING AMAZING. PLEASE.'" ] ]