Microsoft Office Parody Banner

A clean corporate parody graphic on a plain light gray background, centered horizontally, styled like an official Microsoft product banner. On the left, show a layered cluster of 4 overlapping Microsoft Office-like app icons with glossy 3D depth and soft shadows: 1 large blue square tile in front with a bold white capital letter P, 1 orange rounded rectangle behind it at the upper left with a white pie-chart symbol, 1 white document sheet in the middle with a folded top-right corner, three blue horizontal text lines and a blue bar chart at the bottom, and 1 green spreadsheet tile behind on the right with a white grid pattern. On the right side, place the word Microsoft in small dark gray sans-serif type above a large product-name line that reads headline_text. Render the large title in a Microsoft-style multicolor gradient spanning warm orange-red into purple-blue and cyan, with a crisp modern sans-serif look. Keep the composition minimal, wide, and balanced, with lots of empty space, resembling a polished tech company branding image or fake software logo announcement.