IKEA Night Selfie Meme Prompt

A realistic, high-resolution night-time selfie of a rugged man with short, spiky hair_color hair and a prominent vertical scar over his left eye. He has a weary but relieved expression, wearing a black zip-up hoodie and gold hoop earrings. The background features the iconic blue and yellow illuminated facade of an IKEA store in a parking lot at night, with wet pavement reflecting the bright overhead lights and parked cars visible in the distance. A semi-transparent black text bar overlays the bottom of the image containing the white caption: "caption_text".