Clumsy MS Paint Mouse Redraw

Redraw the attached image in the most style. Use a background, and make it look like it was drawn in tool with a mouse. It should be vaguely similar but also not really, kind of matching but also off in a confusing, awkward way, with that low-quality pixel-by-pixel feel that really emphasizes how ridiculously bad it is. Actually, you know what, whatever, just draw it however you want.