Apologizing Hamster Meme

Goal: Create a cute two-panel vertical meme image featuring the same fluffy golden-and-white hamster at a press conference table, apologizing into a microphone. Canvas: Square-to-portrait social media format, about 4:5 ratio, split horizontally into exactly 2 equal panels with a thin white divider line between them. Use realistic-but-adorable animal rendering with soft studio lighting, shallow depth of field, and a beige curtain backdrop. Layout: Both panels show a blue tablecloth across the bottom third, beige curtain background, and a black wired handheld microphone on a small desk stand at the left side. The hamster is centered-right, large and close-up, with golden fur on the head and back, white cheeks and body, round ears, glossy black eyes, tiny pink nose, and visible little paws resting on the table. Panel 1: The hamster looks annoyed and unimpressed, facing forward with narrowed eyes and a small stern mouth. The microphone sits to the hamster’s left, angled toward it but not being touched. Add bold Japanese meme text along the lower center of this panel reading top_caption. Style the text as thick rounded characters, green fill, white outline, subtle dark shadow. Panel 2: The same hamster now leans toward the microphone and holds it with one tiny paw, looking performatively cheerful and apologetic with wide eyes and a small open smiling mouth. Add bold Japanese meme text along the lower center reading bottom_caption. Style this text as thick rounded characters, blue fill, white outline, subtle dark shadow. Subject details: Use a hamster with fur_color plush fur, highly detailed individual hairs, small whiskers, soft chubby body, and expressive cartoon-like eyes while keeping the rest photorealistic. The microphone is black with a metal mesh grille, cable trailing off the lower left, and a compact black stand. Visual style: Japanese internet meme screenshot, realistic cute animal parody of a press apology conference, crisp focus on hamster and microphone, clean composition, no extra characters, no logos, no watermark, no additional text beyond the two captions.