Minimalist Alt-Comic Style Transformation

Transform the uploaded image into a minimalist simple flat-color alt-comic illustration. Use the uploaded photo as the visual reference. Keep the original main subject, composition, pose, object relationships, and overall scene logic recognizable. Do not change what the subject is doing. Do not add new characters, new objects, or a new storyline. Only simplify and redraw the existing image in this illustration style. Style: Minimalist flat color alt-comic illustration with simple, uniform hand-drawn linework. Reduce all visible subjects and objects into basic shapes with slightly awkward proportions. Use minimal facial features if people are present: dot eyes, simple noses, small mouths, emotionally neutral expressions. Keep the drawing intentionally plain, deadpan, and quietly absurd.