Bad MS Paint Redraw

Please redraw the attached image in the most clumsy, messy, and hopelessly pathetic way possible. Use a white background and make it look like it was drawn in software_style. It should vaguely resemble the original, but not really — like it’s kind of correct in some places yet strangely off and awkward overall. Emphasize a low-quality, pixelated look, and make it appear ridiculously badly drawn.