Comedic Manga Roadside Horse Scene

Create a black-and-white manga page panel in detailed seinen line art with halftone shading and a thick black rectangular border. The scene is a rural fantasy roadside under a bright cloudy sky, with distant hills, trees, fence posts, rocks, grass tufts, and a wooden sign pointing right that reads {road_sign_text}. In the center foreground lies one large dead horse collapsed on its side, eyes closed, legs bent, with a tiny ghost-like soul puff rising from its back showing a dizzy dead expression. On the left stands one elegant blonde noblewoman in a frilled gothic-lolita dress, dark jacket, corseted waist, ribbons, and curled hair tied with a bow; her face is obscured by a soft gray rectangular blur, she folds her arms confidently, and a sparkle mark near her suggests smug certainty. Above her is one oval vertical Japanese speech bubble containing {left_speech_bubble_text}. On the right stands one long black-haired young woman in a simple blouse and pinafore dress, also with her face obscured by a soft gray rectangular blur; she raises one finger to her chin in confusion, with a small question mark above her head. Above her is one oval vertical Japanese speech bubble containing {right_speech_bubble_text}. Include exactly 2 human characters, exactly 2 large speech bubbles, exactly 1 question mark symbol, exactly 1 sparkle symbol, exactly 1 wooden sign, exactly 1 dead horse, and exactly 1 ghost puff. Use crisp ink outlines, expressive manga composition, realistic background texture, comedic absurd fantasy tone, and high-resolution monochrome print style.